Monday, January 22, 2018

King of the Crystal Cave Ken

Product Features:
First male and fifth doll in the Faraway Forest Collection
Body Type – Articulated Muscular
Facial Sculpt – Tango
Skin Tone – White
Release Date – 18 Apr 2017

I purchased King of the Crystal Cave (without being aware of a major design flaw) because he had a frowny face that appealed to me (though I wish his expression hadn’t been softened by smiley lips).

He arrived dressed in warrior costume, which he was quickly divested of by moi, the deboxer/player/redresser. And that’s when I discovered the flaw. His arms are black! WTF!

The hair is good, but I wish he’d come with extra hands so I could dispose of the fisted left hand.

He was redressed in a long sleeve sweater (no swimsuit for this boy) and I waited to see if he could attract a girl.

Turns out he could turn the heads of plenty a girl.

But I have a sinking feeling he’ll only be able to hang onto one as long as she remains clueless about those black arms.

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